Tuesday, December 18, 2007

'Busting' Out for the Grizzlies


Breaking News: Apparently at least one fan is willing to get down and dirty in her support of the team. According to sources an attractive female in the stands bared her breasts when her image was flashed on the jumbo-tron. At this time we have no word on how the Grizzlies plan on dealing with this situation.

I suggest season tickets in my section for the woman or plastic beads to all men over 21!

A quote from an 'eye' witness of the event:
She wasn't very well endowed (which can be deceiving since lifting your arms/shirt can make you look smaller than when your arms are down), college-aged or close, and I guess I'd have to say her appearance was "average" since I can't remember if I'd put her at either end of the attractive scale. She may have been cold at the time...


Thanks to the woman who thought outside of the box to find ways to attract more fans to the game!


UPDATE: Lauren Lee of Fox Sports News beat us to the punch and got this story. However we are still attempting to get a personal interview.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not bad.

zack said...

awesome

Unknown said...

Very nice, I thank the 3 shades of blue guys for the oppurtunity to attend such a historic night in Memphis sports history

zack said...

she got arrested?

this story might be the story of the year....

awesome....

Chip Crain said...

Would anyone mind checking the police files to see who was arrested last night for indecent exposure? Maybe we can get a follow up blog on this with an interview and pictures!

Sorry but the pics will be PG-13 not R rated!

Anonymous said...

See what happens when you miss a game, Chip?

It definitely brought a buzz to the crowd at a time when we were down by almost 20. Interestingly, coming out of the timeout the crowd was fired up again (at least for a few minutes), and the Grizz went on a little run!

Surely the crack investigative staff at 3SoB can dig up jumbotron video of the incident. We're counting on you, guys!

Anonymous said...

Darn. And my friend was giving away his seats last night for 1/4 of face value. Ugh.

Chip Crain said...

NBA Action. It's FANtastic!

Anonymous said...

I hope somebody find video footage.