Thanks to a helpful tip*, I wandered over to freedarko.com for their coverage of every single player in the NBA. Yes, you read that correctly, every single player. The link will give you players A-F. To give you an idea of what you're in for, here's what they had to say about the Custodian:
Cardinal, Brian: Hopefully will donate his body to science
So now you know what you're in for. Make sure you read what they say about Mike Conley, as well. It is a rather bold prediction, in my honest opinion. Besides, it is only fitting that I direct you to the site that is eponymous with our imported big man.....right?
*Hat tip to Tom Ziller @ Sactown Royalty for the info